The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.
So…what was the first best pun?
Somehow this thing got 1k notes while the previous post, which was about the best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild got 3 notes. Anyway: I was TAing an electrostatics lab. The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper.
One student’s lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to charge up a metal rod: “paper remains stationery”
Breaking in to announce: I’ve now unilaterally decided that the third best pun is the grocery store on Kingsway that’s called Consumers Produce
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