she slayed them so hard im crying
savage
eliza in the streets, maria in the sheets
tfw ur ship isn't canon
me : *starts shipping something that is doomed from the beginning*
ship : Do not fall in love with ships like me. I will take you to alternate universes and fluff, and angst, and sail you to every beautiful place until I sink in un-canoness, so that you can never go back to reading fanfiction without tasting your tears like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why ships are named after people.
i’m atla trash
savage af
me: well i guess you won't be needing this anymore
you: needing what ??
me: *rips your soul out* this
you: w h at
on a date
me: so how do you feel about 'uptown funk'?
them: ugh it's the most annoying song ever i wish they stopped playing it on the radio
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i'm sorry, i have to go
them: hey you can't fit all those breadsticks into your purse
me, still shoving breadsticks into my purse: DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
i can’t believe my friend thought ‘kpop’ was short for ‘kidzbop’
“you just be jelly”
tfw you’re stumbling upon your old rp blog and finding posts you’d long since forgotten about
i have the best friends
Hello, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Veronica Sawyer and I’ll be singing “My Date Blew Up—Blew Me Off, I Mean”
there is a drawing of a unicorn pooping out a rainbow in my 5th period english class
enjolras: these damn soldiers tryina get us out from behind the barricade
french soldiers: *shooting the barricade*
grantaire: *drinking alcohol* i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
enjolras:
grantaire:
enjolras:
grantaire:
enjolras: im done with u
when someone keeps looking at my computer screen at the library
CAN I HELP YOU
no? then fuck off
